FREE STD's

So here's the thing! I am dog sick!! Like low down dirty shame SICK!!! Really its just a hacking cough all over the place... But it is really making it hard to preserve my sexy...

I mean even though I am an official sexy beast. Its especially difficult to seductively welcome home your hard working postman of a husband, after a hard day at work with a half your lung in your throat but I tried...

ME(seductively purring):

"Hey Mr. Postma-AACCCHHHH COOUGH COOUGH AKKKK HACKK-nnn! Did you mi-GURGGGLE ACKKKK HACKKKK COUGH COUG-ssss me at work today?"

MICHAEL:
"Go lay your sick ass down somewhere!"

Ok it didn't really go down like that but he wasn't really trying to be all up on me after I cough in his mouth MID-KISS yesterday! BWAHAHAHAHA!! Is it wrong that I thought it was hilarious? I'm just saying he should have learned his lesson!

Anyhoo, I'm taking some classes this semester and of course today was the first day! And I am a total nerd about these things!

So, I HAAADDDD to go to the first day!! What kind of slacker would my teacher think I was!

Un uh! Fierce, fabulous me was going to the first day of classes even if I had to be coughing all over the place!!

DISCLAIMER: According to my QUACK I mean, my Doctor, has assured me I am no longer contagious! After all, it has been well over two weeks so now my body is just fighting off the last of it! If there was even the slightest chance I was contagious I would not have gone! I don't play that contagious mess!

****Awww come on ^ that's funny!!!"*****

So I went!

When the teacher went around the room asking us to introduce ourselves and tell about yourself I said." Hi, my name is Senam and I am NOT Contagious!" I felt like I was at a CA meeting! A COOTIES ANONYMOUS MEETING! It wasn't so bad though.... I only coughed for like two of the three hours! Of course then my phone died on me when I had to call Michael to come pick me up from class... So I had to ask this girl to use her phone and when I gave it back to her she was all wiping it down and spit-shining it to get my cooties off it! Is it wrong that that made me laugh?

Probably cause I would have done the EXACT same thing! But now that I understand the plight of the Outbreak Monkey I realize all he wanted was some love, DAMN IT!

But I digress...

So owning your own business means you can do really awesome stuff when the F*** ever you want to...

No boss to answer too. You can do the things you want when you want.

You know, things like abuse your power to give away free stuff to get more comments on your blog!!!

I mean, I know you are here...

I know you are reading this...

And I think you may sorta kinda a little bit like it!! Hmmm or maybe you hate it...

Either way you should tell me about it!!! So in order to encourage you to do just that.....

TADA!

I'm giving away a free STD!!!!!!!!

I know what your asking yourself!

"Which STD is she giving away? Herpes, chlamydia, genital warts?"

This is all starting to sound like Britney Spears' latest checkup!" Ohhhhh BURRRNNNNN (LITERALLY;) I'm sorry that was foul!

Ewww Gross! Read the blog, homie! I'm talking about a WEDDING SAVE THE DATE DESIGN!! If you don't need one of those I might be convinced to design you a menu or some water bottle labels... Don't get crazy with it! A sista's gotta eat! Anyhoo, ONE FREE SAVE THE DATE DESIGN with one free revision for a teeny tiny measly comment! Can you say good deal!

All you have to do is comment (leave your email address, please:) over the next 7 days and I will randomly pick one winner!

You can comment on any of the posts on the blog not just this one!

And if you don't have a blogger ID or whatever just post as anonymous and leave your first name, your email address and your comment! If you have questions about the whole Save The Date giveaway you can email me at mydesigndiva@gmail.com!!

Ok that's it! I'm off to go whisper some sweet coughings in my husbands ear....

Stay fierce, fabulous, and freeeeeeeeeee,

Senam

Head Diva in Charge

My Design Diva